Monday, March 7, 2011

Fort Collins Brewery: Chocolate Stout

Fort Collins Brewery:  Chocolate Stout
Serving Type: bottle poured into glass
Appearance(A): jet black. opaque.  tan head, one finger thick which lingers. 
Smell (S): roast. 
Taste (T): roast. bitter finish 
Mouthfeel (M): acidic to the tongue.  bottle says it is has a "velvety mouthfeel"....I give them that.
Drinkability (D): many stouts by nature are generally not very "drinkable" IMHO, especially this one which is heavier and more flavorful than a Guinness.
Verdict interesting but not delicious.  although to be fair, this may apply to all stouts. 
Rating: 7.0
Fort Collins Brewery:  Major Tom's Pomegranate Wheat
Serving Type: bottle poured into glass
Appearance(A) : piss yellow with very slight pinkness to it, no head or lacing. Very unusual appearance for a wheat beer which are usually a more straw yellow and tend to be cloudy.
Smell (S) : slightly hoppy. again, unusual for a wheat beer.
Taste (T) : extremely light flavor.  Very scary when a bottle says it contains “pomegranate juice from concentrate” but the pomegranate was very subtle and not overly sweet.  taste is certainly the highlight of this beer.
Mouthfeel (M): acidic to the tongue.  highly carbonated.
Drinkability (D):  very drinkable. On a hot summer day this beer might actually be very refreshing.  Could certainly down a number of these on a hot July afternoon.
Verdict:  nothing horribly bad to say but nothing great either.   but is this really a wheat beer?   A harmless completely uninteresting beer that I might enjoy more when it’s 95 degrees out.  certainly not a "beer drinker's beer".  I am beginning to wonder whether Fort Collins Brewery is really a legit. micro-brew or a bogus one created by one of the major companies....must investigate.
Rating: 6.5

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Fort Collins Brewery sample...post #1

I'll rate beers in a manner adopted from www.beeradvocate.com.  I'll keep my 0-10 rating (rather than their A-F grading and I'm not going to individually grade appearance, smell, etc....I'll just give an overall 1-10 rating).   here's the code...
Appearance(A)
Smell (S)
Taste (T)
Mouthfeel (M)
Drinkability (D)

Fort Collins Brewery: Z Lager (Smoked Amber Lager).  apparently this is  in the Rauchbier style - an old German beer style, its origins go back to the 1500's. "Green malts are literally dried over an open fire of beech wood, imparting a unique smokiness ("rauch" is German for smoke), the usage of which produces beers of an acquired taste. Imagine a smokiness so robust, so assertive, that it tastes of spiced, smoked meat."
http://www.fortcollinsbrewery.com/z.html
serving type: bottle poured into glass

A: nice amber color. nice looking beer.
S: smells like someone threw beer on a campfire. no shit.
T: imagine drinking a campfire...that's this beer!!  tastes like beer poured over a burnt log.  not actually a horrible taste just so usual. it's one thing to EAT something with a smoky taste, it's another thing to DRINK something with a smoky taste.   initial flavor is malty sweetness which is quickly followed by the smoky flavor which seems to build for a few seconds before dissapating...again, kinda different and interesting.
M: certainly not overly carbonated. rather flat.
D: it was okay in that it was unique but certainly would never seek out this beer...ever.
Verdict: "acquired taste" is right.     
Rating: 4.0

Fort Collins Brewery: Rocky Mountain IPA.  http://www.fortcollinsbrewery.com/ipa.html
serving type: bottle poured into glass
A: dark amber color. nice off-white head which lingered nicely
S: not very aromatic.  maybe a dull pine scent
T: more bitter than flavorful. certainly not one of those IPA's with "citrus notes". I just taste bitterness.  pine?
M: nice tongue-tickling bitterness which lingered between sips.  Marky likey.
D: lack of flavor lowers the drinkability big time. cant imagine having more than 2 in one sitting. no way.
Verdict: shit, it's an IPA so I'll drink it.
Rating: 7.0